buttermilk

what you should never have with black-eyed peas.

boy 1: "what did you eat for breakfast?"
boy 2: "buttermilk and black-eyed peas"
boy 1: "hell naw, i aint sittin next 2 u nigga! Yo stomach's gonna swell up and bust! They oughtta use u in the military as a weapon!"

-this was taken from "Black Boy", an autobiography by Richard Wright

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pimp

Player In Management Profession

Q: What would you call a player in a management profession?
A: Pimp

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