A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.
"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."
You have fat fingers and spelled "Pornhub" incorrectly. You are looking at this Urban Dictionary definition right now.
Just gonna go watch some porb.
Oops, I meant pirn.
Shit! I'll just type in pirbhub.
FUCK! Close enough.
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