Bored as a Centipede

So very bored, utterly left with nothing to do

Ryan: Hey buddy! How are you?
David: im bored as a centipede, like, i have nothing to do right now ughghhhhhh
Ryan: I’m sorry, dear friend

Asher

Silky man. He produces spiders.

Asher: Spiders
You: ????

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comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.