Weed

A. An unwanted plant in a garden.
B. The only plant in a garden.
C. A connection to all that is good in the world.

Person who absorbs the propaganda they feed you at school:
Well, I heard that weed is like, totally super lame for your, like, well, I don't actually know, but it's bad. Let's go huff gold spray paint instead. I'm pretty sure that's like, good for your lungs.
Normal person: I'd smoke weed if it were legal.
Smart person: Anyone else want to hit this J?

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