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Brooding and feeling sorry for yourself. Usually involves throwing a hissy-fit like a little pussy;
My step-brother kept wallowing on Reddit about the superbowl last night. What a dumbass!
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A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.
Timothy is such a douchemire. He hits on every girl he sees even though nobody here even likes him!
A guy who is only trying to get with a woman for a small shallow reason. Basically a male gold-digger, but on a larger scale.
"He's a simp! He only wants to date her, because she's rich and has a big ass. He doesn't care that she's on meth!"
The act of leaving trash or any unwanted items on the shelves at a store instead of throwing them away or returning them. A common thing that happens at Walmart.
"I caught a guy shopgifting, he left a Starbucks cup in the toilet paper aisle."
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Lint or any other debris from underwear or shitting found in the pilonidal cleft of the ass.
"The doctor said that I have a cyst in my ass."
"Dude, you finna need surgery for that. Be careful not to get any gunga in there. That shit's brutal."