scav bitch

someone who travels in a pack of scav bitches who are catagorised by: being extremly skitish, unpedictability, carying spears and an unusual love of pearls

person one: 'dammit i got attacked by a scav bitch'
person two: 'this is why you always carry a pearl on you so you can distract them'

microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'