Poppins

Someone who acts and considers themselves “practically perfect in every way” despite the fact they may be a total arse.

I’m glad I don’t have to work with Harry, he’s a real Poppins

Rees-Mogg

The smelly discharge from the urethra when you have an unpleasant infection. Can only be cleared by surgical bleaching

Did you hear about Boris?? He’s at the clinic as he’s got a dose of the Rees-Mogg

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