Hobo Taco

When a homeless person is sleeping on a an abandoned futon mattress.

Don't step on that hobo taco, there could be a small hobo sleeping in there

pedo pedi

When you get a child to lick your toes.

Me: "Keep licking... that's right..."

Kid: "Can I go home now, mister?"

Me: "Not until we take the pictures of you with your shirt off! Now get back to licking! Ohhhhh yeah... best pedo pedi ever."