Unus Annus

One year.
Remember death.
Momento Mori.
Soon it will all end.

Cherish the moments

Two weeks.

Death is inevitable. Unus annus. Momento Mori.

The Gongoozler

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.

"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."