purple nurple

a titty twister

Andrew gave me a purple nurple, but nurple wasn't so purple 2 days later when I looked at my nurple. After that I went workin', flerkin', and gerkin'!

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fauxrony

The abject failure to be ironic while succeeding only in sad self-description.

An example of fauxrony would be a store ironically named "Posh" in an upscale town.