Hedgehogs Head

In your quest to find a toilet urgently, your poo might poke its head out like a hedgehog. At this point you must clench your cheeks to shove it back inside. It may then continuously pop its head out at ever increasing regularity. At this point you really should be near a loo.

Oh I really need a loo. I've got a hedgehogs head.

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spineoid

Someone who runs like a spastic, someone who can't catch a ball

You dropped it again you spineoid. catch it next time, look at that spineoid trying to keep up

spaz spacker dork tube mong

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spazimodo

Someone who acts very strange, or does everything wrong, clumsy, goes round saying random stuff.

For gods sake, will you stop being a spazimodo

I like me friend even though he is a bit of a spazimodo