Lauren

Lauren is the name of a absolute weeb who avoids people because they are a self contious. Laurens although they are weird people are also good draws. Although they force there friends to make urban dictionary posts about them are good friends who gave me free Yu-Gi-Oh cards

Lauren: hay
Me: hey
Lauren: make a urban dictionary definition about me
Me: why
Lauren: do it or I'll hurt you

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Flint

Although Flint is an unusual name if you are blessed to meet someone with this name you are in the presence of a god. Flints are the sexist things alive, they have massive pussy crushing dicks and any girl who is lucky enough to have sex with a flint should never have sex ever again unless it is with a Flint as they will ALWAYS be disappointed. Flints are absolutely Gorgeous and you will instantly fall head over heels for him. Flints are absolute charms who could convince anyone do what they want. Flints are kind,generous and absolute Sex Machines. Flints are God's children as only the power of God can explain the absolute perfection that is the Flint. If you EVER meet a flint Consider your self the luckiest person that has ever existed

Girl: *Walks weirdly up to parents*
Parents: what's wrong
Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend
Mum: So?
Girl: dating a Flint ❤️
Parents: *faints*

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