Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.

“I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”

Cake pansy

When a grown ass man in the group wants the tiniest piece of cake

Can you cut me a smaller piece of cake than that? I’m a cake pansy.