elevens are up

When the two cords in the back of your neck look like an eleven because you have become too thin. meaning your time on earth is short. From the Mel Brooks classic movie "Life Stinks" for those of us old enough to remember the character Sailor's explanation. Later in the movie Sailors elevens were up.

Sailor: Pops ain't gonna be around long his elevens are up.
Pepto: What!!
Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.

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LBFSF

Lord Bud's free satire foundation. The method that uses my definitions for codes, abbreviations, and acronyms as a reference when teaching understanding in the future. This ensures I may stay ahead of those who attempt to confuse me with questions that contain such code words. FSF already had definitions so Lord Bud started his personal online "Free Satire Foundation"

Harpo Mason: I am the cornerstone and founding member of this church of satire and comedy known as the Free Satire Foundation.

Lord Bud: You are only my Blackberry picker moonlighting in one of your online identities I own this foundation you failed to use the term correctly in your sentence. LBFSF= Lord Bud's Free Satire Foundation

Democratic Crime Reduction

The decriminalization of every known criminal activity, so that nothing is illegal. This also creates a lawless society. Nothing is illegal in a lawless society.

Only an act of God's will can save us from Democratic Crime Reduction. The best democrat is a dead one, and I died 22 years ago. Let us elect my Holy Okie Godfather "Lord Bud" A real spiritual voice of reason.

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BHRM

Basic Human Rights Mandate.

The best possible universal mandate that could ever be signed into law. This should be taken straight to the top of all governments worldwide bypassing every bureaucratic producer of red tape including the senate and congress. All Monarchs, czars, emperors, noblemen, and Women of all titles should implement this mandate without delay. Consider it a passed ACT and act accordingly.

Lord Bud: My private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation has adopted a new mandate known as the Basic Human Rights Mandate or the universal BHRM act.

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queensbury kid

The handle is used by an Urban Dictionary contributor whose knowledge of prison life is suspected not to be firsthand. His trespass into the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation was unintentional and the Holy Okie rewarded his bold nature with the new kingdom's first full pardon now known as the "Queensbury Parden" twenty-two Blackberry futures were issued because His definitions landed on a magic number 44. He is the first to receive a Quarter in change.

George Washington: Hey ben I heard that Queensbury kid stumbled into the Leprechauns Oklahoma Blackberry Jurisdiction. Was he fined for criminal trespass?

Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.

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SPAQA

This is the modern response to those who still believe there is no such thing as a stupid question.

If there are no stupid questions then answer me this riddle:

"What would you call the questions that stupid people ask?"
Because "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."

SPAQA= "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."

There is no need to explain to the dipshits who say there are no stupid questions.

Just pronounce it as a word SPAQA
Unless they ask what SPAQA means.

Then you just give them a stupid look and say, "Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also."

Bill: Hey, Jeff, if you don't understand me just ask a question because there is no such thing as a stupid question.

Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: (looking puzzled) what?
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: what the hell is SPAQA?
Jeff: I see you did not understand me and asked that question. Well, Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also.

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7th amendment

In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

This ensures that all trespass fines collected By the Holy Okie will never be considered worthy of counter-suits for the fines fall short of twenty dollars by the amount of a single McKinney Penny. If a suit is filed all that may be collected is A Penny for every twenty that is being sought. example: If the suit is for $100 then only a Nickle can be recovered.

Bill: Hey, Jim I heard you were suing that Totalitarian tyrant Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Lord Bud to recover those fines for trespass, how did it go?

Jim: I combined six years of fines so the amount would be in excess of twenty dollars but because of his 7th amendment rebuttal I could only recover a Nickle. Damn common law keeps protecting that tyrant and the jury was laughing the whole time.

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