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Getting a blowjob on an airplane
Dan wasn't down to join the mile high club, but instead gave Ebo some space dome.
The act of punching a man in his asshole.
Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.
a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (Never after the load has been blown, that's just gross)
Man I was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.
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The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.
asparagus dicks, figure it out
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Dick 2 Floor. The distance from the ground that your dick sets in a standing position. A ratio used to gage whether 2 men are capable of docking with ease. D2F is also known as down 2 fuck of c ouse.
Dan and Ebo have matching D2F ratios so they like to hang out a lot.
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A woman that loves taking the whole dick down the throat. Usually having little to no gag reflex.
Ebo is always on the prowl for a good throat monster.
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The act of stroking two dicks together in a docked formation.
Those guys are a perfect height for a good long stroke.
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