ED Crybaby

A person who goes emo because someone insults ED. They care about their "precious" site so much. It's ironic that ED mocks other people, but if people mock ED, the crybabies go out and troll them. The Crybabys are usually newfags.

civilized person: Encyclopedia dramatica sucks. Why do you waste your time looking at that piece of shit?

ED crybaby: WAAAAAH!!! YOU MADE FUN OF ED!!! STOP IT!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! WAAAH!!!

Civilized person: *sigh* So you mock other people and think it's funny, but when someone mocks you, you suddenly go emo.

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Atari 5200

During fierce battles with the Intellivision and the Colecovision, Atari decided to make a console that will replace the 2600. But ironically, the 5200 failed. Here's why:

1: The system was incompatible with 2600 games.

2: there was a whole shitload of Re- release titles.

3: they have a software library that failed to hit triple digits.

4: They created the most hated controller of all time.

The controller: Sure it has a pause button and a 360* joystick, but it didn't recenter properly and it was so fragile that it will break after just a few hours of play.

*Bonus!* did you know that you could plug in a sega genesis controller into a 2600 and it will work? As for the Atari 5200, there are third party controllers to replace the shitty ones that the system came with.

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