AdBlock

A vary useful and must-have application for Firefox (firefox.exe). It is the best way to surf the web seamlessly and a good way to rape anyone who attempts to sell you dumb crap you'll never want.

Guy1: Did you see that ad on your home page?

Guy2: Hell no! I gots me AdBlock Plus! So those posers can suck my Joystick!

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Beer Zombie

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.

Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*

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Sex Move

No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an absurd sex move. Usually involves taking a dump on your partner.

Background Kid 1: Dude, I looked up "Porcupine" on Urban Dictionary and it was a sex move!

Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.

Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!

Background Kid 2: *dies*

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The Enclosed Instruction Book

1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.

1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!

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F U

Florida University.

What, you thought it only meant "Fuck You"? But it is a good way to fuck with people.

1: "F U!"

2: "WUT!?"

1: "Florida University? Duh"

2: "Wait, what?"

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Editors

There are two kinds to Editors;

1. The good kind of Editor who pays attention and takes alittle time out of their day to look and think about every new definition that comes along they're way. Usually doing 50~150 definitions in one sitting.

2. 10 year old n00blets who think they actually have a chance at being the law somewhere, and usually say "NO" and "I Don't Know" to every definition. These usually get bored of this within two weeks.

1.
Guy1: I'm glad we have Editors! Sure it takes over a month for my deff to get through, but at least we have a filter!
Guy2: Are you on crack?

2.
n00blet: lolololo i iz guna turn down all deez defs so pplz wil haz to bow down 2 me nd i wil bee teh new kind uf ub!1!! lolollloll
Guy2:BANHAMMER TIME!!!

I am an Editor, I assure you I am NOT a n00blet! I do about 100 within one sitting, and read and think about every definition I pass before I answer whether it should be posted or not! Don't think that Urban Dictionary is going down the drain! Its not there yet!

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4Kids National Anthem

One of the most forbidden videos known to the internet. It is a short made by 4Kids Entertainment that takes clips from the cartoons 4Kids shows on their channel, and somehow have the voices of those characters singing the National Anthem. This video is found to be an insult to America, 4Kids Entertainment, Anime, Cartoons, Earth, The Human Race, and much more. The mere mention of this video can scramble even the strongest minds. If you ever see a video starting out with cartoons characters in gold stars shooting onto an American Flag, and someone is saying "AND NOW THE STARS OF 4KIDS WILL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!", RUN! Get away from your computer, stop the video, click a link, ANYTHING!

Oh god! Its the 4Kids National Anthem! OH MY GOD MY BRAINS ARE MELTING!!!

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