Angry Walrus

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.

"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"

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