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When you urinate on your partner in the freezing cold and it freezes onto them.
I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.
When someone gets drunk and goes down on a smelly pussy, the smell is so bad they projectile vomit into the vagina. The woman than farts out the vomit back onto them.
It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartenderâs Pie straight from Erinâs savory thunder thighs, nice!
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