Splosh

A filthy looking vagina.

A bulbous, hairy, diseased looking female sex organ.

A pickled herring smelling vagina with a flappy clit.

Mate that bitch had a filthy splosh.

I hooked up with this biddie, got her fully naked bro but nearly munted at the sight of her raging splosh.

The boys were at the strippers and were saying that the stripper had a gigantic splosh. They nearly munted.

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Knee Rugby

A cover-up for a loud sexual experience.
A way of making a sexual experience seem innocent.

"Jeremy, what was all that commotion last night?"
"Oh I was with my mate Michael, we were just playing Knee Rugby"