Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

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streetcredulous

Having cred, usually, but not always, confined to a street.

I should say, Jeeves, your streetcredulous handling of that dope beat will surely attract the faire/ladies.