Word Boner

When playing Scrabble, or a phone version of the game like Words with Friends, Wordfeud, etc. When you a.) use all your letters for the bonus or b.)use a combo or double and triple word scores for a high point total in one round or c.) when a friend tries to look smart and uses big words in an attempt to sound smarter.

a and b.) I just played QUIZ for a 60 point word boner!

c.) Tony- "Yo yo ma, can I exasperate you for one second?"

Matt- "Woah... Word boner alert"

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babysitters club

Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc

Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.

Matt: Ok.

Without babysitter:

Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(

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