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ciscocide

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".

Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!

by Spoofnet March 28, 2008


pentapeptides

Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).

New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.

by Spoofnet April 3, 2006

90πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.

Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!

by Spoofnet October 30, 2003

67πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


french living

When in a situation which is merited as being the best possible one. Often muttered when being lazy on a chair, with a beer in hand and something decent on TV.

Cheese and ham toasties after 9 with a beer? Now that's french living!

by Spoofnet July 18, 2006

27πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


fembo

Informal name for a feminist, particularly a feminist of misandrous (hatred of men) and extreme views.

Man: Hey, look at that Fembo over there!
Female: All men deserve to die because...

by Spoofnet February 7, 2006

30πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


poif

The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.

* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*

by Spoofnet November 20, 2011

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pornband

Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.

Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.

So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"

John just got some juicy BT Infinity pornband installed - he'll be in there for hours now!

by Spoofnet January 13, 2013

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž