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cape canaveral

A phrase muttered in a drunken stupor when something goes well, and by well, i mean putting my seatbelt on.

Seatbelt clips in
Me: CAPE CANAVERAL!

by Spoofnet July 27, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd boning

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".

John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.

by Spoofnet October 31, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


wednesday legs

A phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).

More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.

N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.

(Attractive woman in front)
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.

by Spoofnet December 4, 2005

60๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


podge potential

A phrase used to describe someone who, will looking physically attractive at their current age, and state of life, is likely to get fatter in a few years time - if they were to settle down.

Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.

Amelia Lilly is hot, but she's got a lot of podge potential - not sure I would.

by Spoofnet December 14, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


refund

A word said, usually in a loud and inappropriate way, to or about a female who is particularly unattractive, and hence would be refunded if she were given as a present.

Man: Look at her! F*cking, REFUND!

by Spoofnet December 24, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž