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It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.
1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....
When any person is being annoying, racist, or generally unpleasant, you simply call them a Peepeepissboy. This denotes that they have made an error, and that if they don't fix it, they will forever be marked a Peepeepissboy.
It can also be used out of context as a derogatory term or vulgar slur.
Thomas: Haha imagine being depressed can't relate
Hannah: Stop being a peepeepissboy, it's not funny.
Thomas: Hey don't call me that.
Hannah: Shut up, peepeepissboy
Oscar: Hah Thomas is such a peepeepissboy haha
It's a common callout when gaming, typically used in Rainbow Six Siege or CSGO. When you call this out, it's because you know that your teammates shouldn't peek. They always do, because that's the law.
You: Bro don't peek don't peek they're holding that angle
Your teammate: *peeks and fucking dies*
A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!
Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
When you NUT so hard, the semen doesn't appear until 5 minutes after. You will nut, but the semen will be trapped between time and space for 5 minutes, before reappearing in the position where you busted you nut.
Jesus: Oh shit, I accidentally Spacial Nutted again. I'd better leave before my semen appears.
*5 minutes later*
José: Oh my god jesus what the fuck is this where did it come from?!