Grog The Trog

An old wiseman from a small town in Nevada. He is rarely seen by anyone but you can find his name under railroad bridges from time to time.

Bondo: Hey Son check this out Grog The Trog has been here. He carved his name under this bridge.

Son: Wow dad he sure did that’s awesome it’s a real trout stamp if you are reading what I’m laying down.

dusty puerto rican

Snorting coke off of a puerto rican prostitutes anus that is riddled with shit crumbs from previous anal sex encounters.

Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.

Bumping Rods

The act of touching one’s erect penis with another man’s erect penis in a head butting motion. If performing this act too long a gooey sperm bridge form between the heads.

Hey Henry that was an amazing round of bumping rods last night.

Henry: It sure was Reese we had the longest spermcicles hanging from our pee pee’s.

Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.

Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.

Grandma’s Trout

Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.

Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.

Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!

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feltchasaur

An gross old ropesucker that enjoys feltching every juice filled anus he can get his lips on.

Greg: I got high last night and let the rugby team cream pie my asshole last night. That feltchasaur Andrew emptied my hole for me thank goodness.