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To shake hands with someone shortly after wanking off a cheesy cock, be it your cock or someone else's, leaving the reciprocant of the handshake with a cheesy smeggy smelling hand.
-You dirty barstard why does my hand smell off fucking nob cheese?
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.
Drug dealer who is followed everywhere by a group of junkies whose eyes are the size of pies.
Why are all those crack heads with eyes the size of pies following that dude?
Oh thatâs the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.
Small pieces of faecal matter found in grubby underpants.
Colin, having terrible flatulence as well as hygiene was not surprised to find that the frequent release of vaporised turd into his pants had formed into grundy pips. A more polite way of saying "I've followed through and lightly shit myself".
Ejaculate, specifically ejaculate produced by German.
I was watching a German porno the other day and during an orgy scene googenfunk was flying everywhere.
To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.
I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and heâs been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.
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When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.
I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.
Khaki is a creamy brown colour and button refers to a butt hole.
During a night of anal sex he came in my butt so much that Iâll have a khaki button for weeks.