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a. Pleases me.
b. Turns me on.
a. "Yeah, I enjoyed 'The Matrix,' but a really good film like 'Run Lola Run' is more the kinda thing that really blows my skirt up."
b. "There is not one single damned so-called 'Hollywood Hunk' these days who blows my skirt up at all. Where in hell are the good-looking men?"
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Italian slang for "asshole." Carries connotation of dumb-ass tendencies in addition to obnoxiousness.
"That fuckin' stronzo thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Looks like it's gonna take our friends Smith & Wesson to convince the dumb fuck otherwise."
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Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.
I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.
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