Eight-legged anal walkers

It is the act of laying a women on her back, chaining her ankles to her neck so she can't move, then you deficate, urinate, and ejaculate on her butthole, vagina, and gooch. Then you leave it to sit for excactly 4.63 days, by this time there should be bugs and maggots walking around her genitalia, thus being anal walkers.

Dude, that chick in you basement still have those eight-legged anal walkers?

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smokey beaver

The act of putting a lit bong into a womens vagina, after place into the vagina, hit her lower torso, thus shattering the bong inside of her. If done correct, smoke will seap out of the vagina, thus producing a smokey beaver.

WARNING: This will not get you high.

Wow!, that smokey beaver looked painfull.

Your pussy looks rotten. Have you been expirencing a smokey beave, or have you had any eight-legged walkers?

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