titty-tube

A titty tube is what's at a girls house that purchased boobs for a couple grand and therefore cannot afford a good TV. This set usually has an unbelievable amount of static and horrible sound.

Man, I went over to this chicks house with fake boobs to watch Transformers. Her titty-tube was so bad it completely ruined the movie.

Yadadabase

All of you and your dad's collective knowledge combined in one place for easy searching. It's kind of like a database, but not really.

Dug: What is the meaning of life?
iBot: I don't know, why don't you query your yadadabase.