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Rub my lollipop

Masturbation. The dick is so hard that it can be licked and sucked on like a lollipop, hence the name.

good boy: Can you rub my lollipop?
sexy girl: Oooh, sure I want!

by SprengeMobil January 19, 2022


Madrugada

A Norwegian alternative rock band formed in 1993 who has released many kick-ass albums, including Industrial Silence (1999), The Nightly Disease (2001) and The Deep End (2005). The band currently consists of lead singer Sivert Høyem, bass guitarist Frode Jacobsen and drummer Jon Lauvland Pettersen.

-Did you see Madrugada in town last week?
-Yes I did, man, it was awesome! You should see them!

by SprengeMobil September 5, 2023

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Andrzej Stękała

Polish ski jumper who is always really happy when he jumps good and gets a top 5 placement! Also known for being sponsored by a local tattoo parlor; Onex Tattoo Zakopane, an unusual sponsorship deal...

After almost smashing the hill record and then winning the qualification, he's the typical Andrzej Stękała!

by SprengeMobil November 3, 2021

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Prima Vera

A Norwegian comedy/music group which consists of Herodes Falsk, Tom Mathisen and the nationwide famous Jahn Teigen. They usually cover/parody hit songs with new Norwegian lyrics, often with comical nature. They got their huge breakthrough with their album Brakara released in 1978, and broke up in 1984 after a messed-up show in Stockholm.

Boy 1: Have you heard the new Prima Vera album Salmer og sanger vi gjerne hiver?
Guy: Yes i did, it was absolutely the funniest thing I've ever heard!

by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021


Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.

I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!

by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021