spill your junk

The act of blowing your load in or on some bitch.

Steve: Would you spill your junk inside that cum dumpster over there?
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.

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bloody diamond

Taking home and fucking one of those old whores that frequent either the Neil Diamond or Super Diamond concerts when she is on her period.

Quentin: I did a bloody diamond last night.
Hank: Do you know Quentin is a fag name?

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fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

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