pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now
give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin
the time you inject 7 liters of cocaine into your bloodstream
i love 6th grade because of meth
you really typed in this many c's, well congrats, only anime waifus can reach this level of thick
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pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."
as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts
5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life
you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary
go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you
the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books
when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid
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