Spruce Grove

This is the shittest "City" known to man. They set up a little carnival in the Safeway parking lot every year that no one even knows about, it has two rides and a lemonade stand. This City is full of E-tards and stoners. Also full of wannabe "Scene/Emo" kids that like cutting themselves and smoking drugs. The Spruce Composite High school is full of fuck faces and useless tits that fail in life, also full of sluts that have one night stands and get pregnant. Congrats Spruce Grove, you've made a good impression on your citizens of the City. Atta be Champ. Oh, and their little, tiny and crappy mall consisting of a food stand and five clothing stores that only sell my grandmothers clothing, job well done. Oh yes, and Children.. The Tri Leisure Center has dead bodies at the bottom of the deep end. Stay away.

Guy #1 : Hey what did you do with that dead body?

Guy #2 : Threw it in the deep end of the pool at the Tri in Spruce Grove.

Guy #1 : Place is dead anyways.

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Guy #1 : I'm going to Spruce Grove tomorrow, wanna come?

Guy #2 : Sure , let me just head done to my meth lab so we can make money while visiting the Emo children.

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