fonger

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

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nigger rich

having a fat wallet but all the bills are ones

that guy must be rich look at the size of his wallet.
nah that guy is just nigger rich

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pronk

Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."

Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.

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spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

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snaughtered

that drunk that you can't even bite your finger! (or pull your wire right!)

Fuck i was absolutely snaughtered last night cuz i has three literes of ding/buckfast!!!

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bedsit

A hideout that saves you money and if you get an electric shower thrown in your laughing.

Bedsits are luck of the draw as you dont know who your gonna get in the next room but generally its like being a student.

"ooh your so much more normal than the last tennant, he lived on a diet of special brew and fish fingers and only washed in a leap year"

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firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

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