Bunfight

a party that is so far "off the hook", that there is no "hook". It can't even see the "hook".

"Man, I went to a total Bunfight last night, it was off tha hizzy fo shizzy"

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Len Brennan

Named after Bishop Len Brennan, a character from the marvellous series Father Ted. A Len Brennan is a long run up to gather momentum followed by a kick up the arse.

See Spoofer

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police

Government-funded gangster

Today I saw some Jennifer Street Police cruising around.Scary man.

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Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

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Empiracy

ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.

With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.

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Gitmo

vt. to inflict suffering for an indeterminate period.

"If you don't go to bed right now, I'll gitmo your ass with the belt."

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buttload

The base unit for 'loads'. Not a whole lot, but will still take a large amount of time to do or be really hard to carry

That's a buttload of comics.

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