Pakistani prostitute

A goat, or a dualacorn, or often camels. Used for sexual gratification in desolate areas.

Dude I got lost in the woods and had to find a Pakistani prostitute to keep me warm at night.

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Bung sprouts

The ass hairs that are in the crack or around the bung hole, or sphincter. These are usually used as a prank in retaliation of someone throughing their pubes at you. You can reach back and grab a pack of bung sprouts to throw back at them.

Dude was being a real jerk so I put some bung sprouts in his salad. They will go unnoticed with all of the bean sprouts.
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Dualacorn

This is a two horned unicorn, they are even more majestic than your typical unicorn because they can hide in plain sight. To the untrained eye they look like a goat.

I thought he was a dumb goat farmer, but he likes to church it up and call them dualacorns.goat

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