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The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep
Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly
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If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad
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A boarded landwhale who hates Breaking Ben almost as much as he hates his own life. Can be caught constantly eating out, and traversing metal concerts, when he isn't selling his soul to the local factory for money to live.
Me: Hey Damien wanna eat out
Damien: Spum
Brayden: Hey Damien how about that job
Damien: Yea that'll happen
Jerry: Damien wanna listen to Breaking Ben?
Damien: No u
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The evolved form of the Downward Spiral. Typically happens when you hit the floor of the D.S and instead of bouncing up to the top you smash through rock bottom and enter the void. This is usually when the soul starts to actually die as opposed to the intense pains it was feeling before, leading people who reach this stage to look dead inside, or in extreme cases, happy before they embrace the abyss.
Barrett: Hey Jeremy you're looking rough man, what's up?
Jeremy: My life is in an Endless Freefall. Kayla's taking the kids, the house, and inviting the mailman to live there.
Barrett: That's rough buddy
Bill Dautrive from KOTH entered the Endless Freefall when Hank inquired him on satellite dish troubles and he responded "no just up here to kill myself"