skatepunk

Punk music characterised by a very fast drum beat and funny or political lyrics. Most of the bands on Fat Wreck Chords are skatepunk. As are Despondent.

I'm a twat, and I hate skatepunk.

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Protomong

One who is beyond stupid, beyond retarded and beyond help.

Really, Mr Darcy', cried Elizabeth with exasperation 'You puzzle me exceedingly. Now wipe that dribble off your chin and the spunk off your pants you fucking protomong

Treat Myself

To have a luxury wank. For lonely people.

It's my birthday! I've not got any presents, but I think I'll treat myself

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massive cunt

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.

"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"

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ooya

(British, esp. Leicester) An exclamation with a multitude of uses. Often used in conjuction with expletives.

"Ooya! Look at that!"
"Ooya Bastard! That fucking hurt!"
"Ooya Pooya! What a stink!"
"Ooya bleeder! She's a right minger!"

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Wilver

The smell of freshly cut grass.

Mmm, I love that wilvery smell of spring.

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despondent

A skatepunk band from leicester.

Despondent are my favourite punk band ever.

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