toe douche

when you dont want to deal with a pedicure, you simply want to clean the fuck out of one toe

pedicures are too expensive, imma get a toe douche to clean this baby out

weedos

(wee-doze)

when you put your bag of weed in your bag of cheetos for transport from location to location, and after you drop the weed, your cheetos now smell of a glorious mixture of weed and cheese....

YUM.

Me: Hey can i have some of your weedos?
you: hell naw, you know how hard i worked to achieve this rich smell of dank in my cheetos!

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Snuggie Wiener

When a female puts on a snuggie and they make or accidently form a faux cock, aka penis, aka wiener. the best thing about is that you can form your own size junk and fool your friends and family, and watch your mom cry later

Whoa Miz Anna, you got an awesome Snuggie Wiener!

Hey Lynn! Check out my Snuggie Wiener! Its the best coz im actually a girl.

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