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An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.
Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.
Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.
Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!
Referring to the popular McDonalds sandwich ("My saucy celebration" as advertised on posters) which can be mistaken for the climax of sexual intercourse.
Last night me and my girlfriend had a saucy celebration in bed!