Moloko Vellocet

Moloko Vellocet is combination of words that comprise a beverage in European countries. Moloko means "milk" in Nadsat and Russian languages. Vellocet is a slang term for what ever type of amphetamine is available to be added to the milk at the time. This could be any number of amphetamines but LSD and PCP are most common. If ordered today in many underground clubs, Moloko Vellocet in short means "Drug Milk".

I went to the bartender and ordered Moloko Vellocet. He knew what I meant.

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John Cock

John Cock is what you get if you kiss a prostitute.

After kissing the hooker I could taste John Cock.

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Butt Rice

Butt Rice is a segment from a parasitic worm that crawls out of a feline's rectum. The segment of worm breaks off and crawls out of the cat's ass. The segment is white and resembles a piece of moving rice.

My cat had worms really bad and kept dropping butt rice on my table.

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tacojacking

When you pull your balls up around your cock and use your balls sack to masturbate with.

I wanted to simulate a fat chick, so I started tacojacking

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Table Party

A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.

I ran out of glass cleaner while cleaning up after last night's table party.

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USPC

USPC is the acronym for Unexceptible Sensativity to Political Correctness. When a person or persons over-react to words or ideas that are offensive, only when taken out of context.

USPC would be someone being offended if the word nigger is used in a history book. The word is only being used to quote an exact statement made in history, yet someone over-reacts and trys to sue the book publisher.

jelly tug

A jelly tug is masturbating with any type of jelly or jam

I ran out of KY so I decided to use grape jelly for a nice jelly tug.

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