Whoreify

The complete process of getting ready for a date that you know will end in the bedroom. Casually used to insinuate penetration.

i.e..; personal hygiene, wardrobe selection and grooming.

Roommate #1: "Are you going to beautify before your big date?"
Roommate#2: "I'm going to whoreify!"

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.