Skurtle

The small white balls of toilet paper left on the ground and occasionally attached to the woman's anus or vagina from wiping too hard.

Davis went down on his woman the other night and got a skurtle in mouth.

I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.

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Ethra

A crypto-urinary disease that make your urine smell like bananas. Most carriers are alcoholics or homeless. This disease can be sexually transmitted.

"That bitch gave me the Ethra! Don't touch me it jumps!"

"My Ethra is so bad I have to wear diapers for it."

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Dick scarred ass

The small dimples or dents located on a persons ass or upper thighs. Most common cause is from their male partner having a raging erection and constantly poking them in the ass and upper thigh while "snuggling". In many cases this is confused for cellulite.

"Hey Jim, look at that strippers dick scarred ass!"

"Your mommas dick scarred ass!!!"