cut one

to blast ones lunch odour out of the anus with a thundering explosion

who cut one? dirty maggot

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Spetz Naz

A person who enjoys spetz immensely.

argh, dont touch me you dirty spetz naz artist!

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macky dees

slang term for McDonalds family restaurants. Macky Dees usually tastes like shit and is hardly fit for human consumption.

yo, me main man, I iz goin down to macky dees for a feed, yo.

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urbandictionary user

an idiot who tags definitions as "inaccurate" or "offensive" because they don't understand the concept of Urban Dictionary being OFFENSIVE SLANG.

user: "huuuh hhuh, i dont like the term of 'nigger' coz its racist, even tho black people say it too...huhhh uhhhuh..."

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suck me off

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

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SMP

a brand of clothing try-hard skaters wear to look kewl.

i iz smp skater bro, i'll kickflip up to this ledge and look kewl, fo' shizzle my nizzle!

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maz

1: to Masturbate - usually to pornography or when one is bored

I pulled up the pron and had a maz

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