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A normal tailgating party thing but better and with less safety features. There are no seatbelts or anything else that would prohibit you from falling off allowed
Ted Bundy once went to a mobile tailgating party with some basic bitches he killed and got so drunk he tried to stand up but accidentally stepped on his dates vagina causing her to profusely bleed and need 24 stitches.
A soup containing only chicken genitalia
I made the best chicken nudele soup last night I love slurping up chicken dick
That shit shakira did at the superbowl
I was lily gargling my brother's balls at the family reunion last weekend
a dirty raynee is the opposite of when a dog pittles pulling a dirty raynee is when an adult man gets so excited he shits his pants
I invited bob over for dinner and the 40 year old customer support dude pulled a dirty raynee the second he stepped through my door
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When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.
Larry once gave 20 girls shaken coochie syndrome in one night, he's my idol.
When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there
The act of a man dunking his testicles in glitter and slapping them against a canvas.
Picasso was praised for his use of twittle balls