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The devil's tounge punch

The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.

My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!

by SqueezyMcjingles November 14, 2018


The Bang Buttchug

The act of opening a can of Bang energy drink while inserting a funnel into your rectum and then pouring said Bang energy drink into the funnel in a show of dominance over a stressful situation.

Timmy: Yo my dude you look down. Did Sarah peg yo ass again with her titanium strap on?

Billy: Ya she did! It hurts to sit and now she thinks she runs the house! What should I do?

Timmy: Well I guess it's time to pull out The Bang Buttchug and show her who truly has the hairy gorilla chest in your house!

by SqueezyMcjingles November 11, 2019