du-rag

1. A sheer, sheen fitted cloth, usually in solid colors, designed to protect hair that has been processed, or chemically bamboozled, in fades, waves or gumby's
2. A swash of rayon or silk worn on the head as a symbol of working people deciding to wear something usually found in the house, outta the house.
3. Something the NFL is afraid of because they think it evokes thuggery, gangs and general street ghetto crunk.
4. Towelette for wiping grass in the early morn.

"Constance, that du-rag on your head is connecting with my sense of cultural pride, and as well, keeping the expensive hair products from soiling your pillow. Dang!?"

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