Autumnritus

Autumnritus is a very scary disease where you have a 0% live rate. You will shave your head and become a kiss ass until you die. You will also have every disease if you are in a 5 feet radius

Shit, I got autumnritus

Boob swing

When guys are typically lonely and wanting some good boobs or coochie to snatch, he will do something called a boob swing. A boob swing is when you go on from girl to girl saying that they’re cute. Your goal is for them to say that they you’re cute as well. Once a guy finds that girl, he will normally ask for their snap or phone number. Then when he’s been lonely all day and hard for her all day, and she says something to make him blow his load, he will do the final step and send a dick pick.

Friend 1: Hey, I can hang out this weekend
Friend 2: Cool! Let’s do the boob swing so we can have sex at that cute girl’s party!
Friend 1: I’m down!

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Double Sandwich

While having sex, you and your girl make out and you close your lips to make your tongues the middle of the “sandwich”. While doing that, you cover your dick in lotion and put in between her ass cheeks and have her slowing go up and down, making your dick be the middle of the sandwich.

Girl: You wanna double sandwich it
Boy: I would love to, but my dick doesn’t bend that way
Girl: We’ll make it work

April 28th

National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.

Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*

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