Hamilton

Hamilton, New Zealand.
The Tron.
City of the Future.
Hams.
Hammy.
H Town.

Birth place of Dick Quax.

Referred to as "the fountain City" based on the strength of its four fountains.

Hamilton is a small city located in the center of New Zealands north island, in a region known as the Waikato, or the Mighty Waikato by the locals.

Home of the Hamilton 400 V8 supercar street race.

Untill recently hamilton held the recored of Chlamydia capital of New Zealand, beaten to this honoray title in 2011 by Tauranga. nice work Tauranga.

Famous for its late night cavalcade of modified fast four and rotarys, on display for both your viewing, and audio pleasure.

Home of such famous Bars as "the outback inn", "bar 101" and "Hush hush" where many student loans are squondered, and teenage pregnancy statistics are created.

Hamilton is most commonlly used as a destination location, as in "Cher, We off to the tron to race the 7 bro, Should be mean!" in Directions, such as "if you hit Hamilton, you have gone too far/turn around and drive the other way!!!!" or in cautionary statements such as "We went out partying at the outback in hamilton last weekend, now it burns when i pee......"

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